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I’m at my wit’s end. I’m useless with girls. I get all shy and embarrassed. My throat dries up. I even develop this nervous twitch at the back of my neck. It’s ruining my life. For the last three years, the only thing I’ve clung onto is the prospect of making the county minor team in 2009. I’m a very good free-taker on the right wing, inside about 40 yards. I know if I make the county minors, I’ll have girls queuing up. I’ve seen this happen so often before. That polo shirt is a total babe magnet. Now I see they are talking about abolishing the minor grade. I’m frightened it might come to pass. Should I contact my Central Council delegate before the Special Congress? Am I mad?

 - Alan (16), East Laois.

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