Lar, Lower Limerick – “Absolutely, Lar, don’t spare him. He left for America when he’s captain of the club, and ye pushing for relegation. Tear strips off him in the dressingroom tomorrow. Let it be known he will never again wear the club jersey while you’re manager. The word will reach him soon enough in Boston. The fact he’s your own son is irrelevant here. Club first, every time.”

Vincent, Co. Mayo – “By all means wear your red and green tie with the county jersey to the Connacht final, Vincent. Many might view your choice of garb as a hideous affair, but if it feels good for you, go for it. Yes, the Windsor Knot would work best.”

Aindriu, the Rinn Gaeltacht – “Personally, I have nothing against the 12 oz steak on the day of the game, Aindriu, and if it’s your usual habit, you shouldn’t change it one bit. Eat it no later than an hour before the throw-in time. Steak can repeat itself worse than a bad manager. Good luck in the final – an U10 county medal is something to cherish.”

 

Frank, North Limerick – “I think you know the answer to the question yourself already, Frank. Do you think Mick O’Dwyer listens to Maxi? Stop immediately. That stuff will definitely make you lose your edge.”